Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Johnny Appleseed of diarrhea.

Who is this mysterious camper? Have these public bathrooms not been cleaned since the 70s? What did you eat to get that kind of projection? These are my questions when I walk into a national campground to find the bowl, floor, and wall completely covered in shit I'm less angry, more impressed. Cheers to you buddy. I will just continue to shit in the woods.

Cave bacon

And it begins

"I'M GONNA GO OFF-ROAD HIKING!!!"
Beth

Ely

We caught up on each others' lives during the 3-hr drive by interrupting and yelling over each other and giggling. Nevada is really pretty; looking forward to seeing more of it in daylight. We bought groceries at a Mexican market and had a surprisingly tasty meal at our hotel restaurant casino. Beth lost a dollar gambling at the airport while we waited for Kelly. That was boring so no more of that. Snow on the ground and more expected tomorrow may interfere with navigation, but it's not like we have to be anywhere.

On that note, I set an alarm on my phone to remind us to return to Ely on the 30th so we know when to go home. The desert can do strange things to you. Kelly was also put in charge of knowing what day it is. The rest of us don't want to know, we just want to know that someone knows.

Beth is shown here practicing good headlamp ettiquette: when someone addresses you while you are wearing a headlamp, kindly do not turn and look at them.